Shoes. They never let you down. Bloating nor bad hair cannot diminish their loveliness. Or yours :)

Here's a pair, by Bertie, I really would like to buy, right now. (They're boots but same applies.)


 
 http://www.houseoffraser.co.uk/Bertie+Neras+Glitter+Block+Heel+Boot/174126073,default,pd.html

Maybe the kids don't need those new school uniforms :)